doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

god created maria hill and decided to equip her with goddess-like jawline and cheekbone gOD IS GOOD

My favorite way to blow off steam is to sing obnoxiously loud in the shower.

you said it, bitch. we’re the guardians of the galaxy.

vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

            all my favorite episodes: 1x01 (Pilot)

Just give us Derek. You don’t want him anyway. Haven’t you noticed what a downer he is? No sense of humour, poor conversationalist.

Sam + text posts

stormbornvalkyrie:

I am blood of the dragon, she told herself. I am Daenerys Stormborn, Princess of Dragonstone.

winterthirst:

chris evans + left boob + text posts aka i’m so sorry

Hi, I’m Chris Pratt. I’ve been challenged by Bob Iger and Vincent D’Onofrio to do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. Gentlemen, I accept your challenge. Uh, now, that’s twice I’ve been challenged, so I’m gonna do it slightly different. Instead of doing one bucket of ice, what I’m going to do… I found this, it’s called Blue Ice Vodka and in lieu of the bucket of ice, I’ll be drinking this. (x)

make me choose » anonymous asked: Skins UK or Breaking Bad?

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